Episode 19: I Became the Golden Sun That Steals Constellations

Episode 19: Huh? Can’t You Tell Just by Looking?!! Meat Club! Tadpole Slide!! Baby Stick!!! Semen Sprinkler!!!! Impregnation Rod, Isn’t It?!!!!!

One hand in my pocket, I held the sword at a careless angle.

My outfit screamed ‘I just threw this on’.

Standing smugly in the middle of the sports field, I effortlessly absorbed the sword aura.

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLUUUUURP!!!!!!

The so-called ‘Slurp Slurp Technique’.

I didn’t want to name it something so ridiculous, but oh well, Slurp Slurp it is.

Thank goodness this world doesn’t require shouting technique names…

“Arghhhhhhh…!”

Thud.

Drained of too much mana, Kang Juhyeok collapsed to his knees.

I swaggered over and grabbed him by the collar.

“Huh? What the hell are you doing?!! Did you even come here to fight?!!! Huh?!!!!”

Truth is, countering the Slurp Slurp Technique is easy.

Just don’t use sword aura.

Swing the sword with pure physical strength, and there’s no mana to steal, right?

The problem is, in raw strength, I completely dominate Kang Juhyeok.

“Raaaahhh!”

Kang Juhyeok swung a punch with a spirited yell, full of righteous fervor worthy of a protagonist.

Thwack!

But his punch was so weak I caught it with one hand.

“Man, this is pathetic…!”

“Urgh!”

“With that flimsy body, what the hell do you think you can do?!!!!”

Crunch!!

I squeezed, and his fist crumpled in my grip.

“You bastard!!! A weakling like you is a failure as a man!!!!”

I grabbed his arm,

Whoosh-

Lifted him into the air, and slammed him to the ground.

BOOM-!!

“Guh…!”

That was it.

Kang Juhyeok’s eyes rolled back, and he passed out.

“…”

Victory was mine.

The crowd was stunned, mouths agape.

Chloe was pale with shock, and the vice-dean’s face was twisted with rage.

The only one smiling brightly was, of course, Tomo-tan.

“Gundaroo-kun did it! So cool, as expected~!!”

“Huh? Wasn’t it obvious I’d win?”

“Bursting with confidence! Say something to Tomo-tan’s viewers! They’re all Gundaroo-kun fans!”

Her smartphone screen showed the chat going wild.

- Gundaroo-kun’s form is insane lololol

- This guy www too weak www

- Official: Disciplinary committee is dead

- Ark service terminated lololol

- From today, Gundaroo-kun takes over the disciplinary committee.

- ㅇㅇㅇㅇ do it!

- ㅇㅇㅇㅇ!!

- ㅇㅇㅇㅇ

The reactions weren’t bad.

Oddly, “ㅇㅇㅇㅇ” kept spamming the chat.

I was wondering what it meant when Tomo-tan explained.

“It means ‘Hey, hey’! Gundaroo-kun’s already got a meme?!”

Kim Taeyang, getting popular online?

This kind of development didn’t exist in the original game.

That makes it kinda scary.

This is something I can’t predict at all…

“Hey, hey!!! You think you can give orders to me?!!! Hey!!!!”

I couldn’t resist the hey, hey.

- lololol ㅇㅇㅇㅇ!!

- Why the ‘Hey!’ at the end lololololol

I was curiously watching the chat when—

“Kim Taeyang.”

“Huh?”

It was Vice-Dean Shin Hyewon calling me.

Her eyes blazed like they were shooting lasers.

“Did you… use an artifact?”

The moment the word “artifact” left her lips, a chill ran down my spine.

“Huuuuh?!!! Got any proof?!!!!”

Oh, shit.

I overreacted, and now it’s obvious I used an artifact.

“Then what is it? Some kind of mana-draining spell?”

“Obviously, isn’t it?”

“What’s the technique called?”

“It’s the Slurp Slurp Technique…”

“What…? Hmph. Suspicious indeed. We need to search you thoroughly. Come with me!”

Shin Hyewon grabbed my wrist and dragged me along.

She probably planned to strip me down in a bathroom or something.

I’m screwed…

What if she finds the love gel I applied?

She wouldn’t make me strip down to my underwear… right?

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The vice-dean of Ark and a towering figure in Korea’s swordsmanship world.

With stunning beauty and a chic demeanor, Shin Hyewon had received countless offers from the entertainment industry.

A terrifying swordsmanship professor, yet a role model for female students and the first love of many male students.

When she stormed into the men’s bathroom, the boys scrambled to zip up in panic.

“Everyone, get out! Bathroom inspection!!”

“Eek…!”

Crash!!

Shin Hyewon shoved Kim Taeyang into a stall.

Click.

She locked the door and pinned him against the wall.

Her touch was anything but gentle.

“If I find anything resembling an artifact, you’re expelled!”

“Heh heh heh. Getting a bit too excited, aren’t you, lady?”

“Shut up and strip!”

Kang Juhyeok’s defeat was a massive shock to Shin Hyewon.

He was a student she’d personally trained.

A talented one.

She’d been certain of his victory…

‘There’s no way he’d lose to a nobody with no credentials!’

Kim Taeyang had beaten him.

He’d shouted about some swordsmanship technique, but to Shin Hyewon, it sounded like a bluff.

A technique called Slurp Slurp?

What kind of swordmaster would name their technique something so absurd?

She was convinced.

‘There’s an artifact on this guy’s body somewhere! I’m sure of it!!’

Kim Taeyang remained brazen, smirking down at her.

“If you won’t strip, I’ll do it myself!”

Her hands moved without hesitation.

Shin Hyewon’s slender fingers wrestled with Kim Taeyang’s muscular frame.

“Moving a bit fast, aren’t you~?”

“Strip! I said strip!!”

“If you insist… Urgh!!!”

“Urk?!”

A flash of light seemed to burst for a moment.

Kim Taeyang’s shirt came off, revealing his bare body…

‘It’s… freaking incredible…?!’

It was magnificent.

So much so that she briefly forgot her original purpose.

“Huh? Impressed by this body, are you? Heh heh heh.”

Shin Hyewon’s eyes couldn’t stop darting over his physique.

‘Perfect rectangular pecs…! Not a single gap in his muscles!’

As if sensing her gaze, Kim Taeyang flexed his muscles.

“Urgh…!”

“Eek!”

His muscles twitched momentarily.

Their mystical, lifelike movement made Shin Hyewon step back instinctively.

‘W-Wings on his back…? No, those are lats…!’

Lats so massive they could be mistaken for wings.

So perfectly filled out, their solidity was indescribable.

‘Are those cannonballs on his shoulders…? Traps, biceps, triceps, forearms… even his abs are hypertrophied…!!!’

Kim Taeyang’s body was a sea of awe.

Every glance sent waves of admiration crashing over Shin Hyewon’s heart.

‘This guy’s body is perfect! If he entered a bodybuilding competition right now, he’d make the Korean flag fly high…!’

Could the phrase “guaranteed victory” ever be more fitting?

In that moment, she felt proud that a man with such a physique was Korean.

“Hey, lady, wipe that drool while you’re staring, huh? Heh heh heh.”

“Tch… You little…”

She wiped her drool as told and kept staring.

With his shirt off, Kim Taeyang grew even more brazen.

Meanwhile, Shin Hyewon felt herself shrinking back.

Facing his overwhelming physique up close.

That was her mistake.

‘I won’t get sucked in anymore…!’

But Shin Hyewon was a top-tier hero.

She’d been through every kind of battle—land, sea, and air.

She couldn’t back down here.

“Who do you think you are, calling me ‘lady’?!”

“Ohh~ My bad. I didn’t know you were a masochist who wants to be treated like a toilet despite acting all tough…!”

“Who said I want to be treated like a toilet?! Call me Vice-Dean, you bastard!!!!”

“Oh, that’s what you meant? Your eyes were so sultry I got the wrong idea, huh? Heh heh heh.”

“Damn it…”

She had to admit she’d been briefly drawn in.

But from now on, she wouldn’t let her guard down.

‘This punk…! Did I become Ark’s vice-dean for nothing?!’

Shin Hyewon made up her mind.

She’d show this kid the bitter taste of Ark…!

The true ferocity of an adult…!!!

“Strip more!”

“Huh? I’m already stripped down!”

There was nothing hidden on his upper body.

What about the lower body, then?

Common sense said if he was hiding something, it’d be there.

A normal woman wouldn’t make him strip his pants,

But Shin Hyewon wasn’t normal!

“Take off your pants, your underwear, everything…!”

And Kim Taeyang wasn’t your average lunatic either!!

“Ohh~ This belt’s kinda stuck, huh? Mind helping me out?”

“Hmph…! Think I’d back down from such a cheap trick?!”

Shin Hyewon didn’t flinch.

Without hesitation, she grabbed his belt.

“Urgh, why… won’t it come off!”

Surprisingly, the belt was genuinely tough to undo.

In the end, Shin Hyewon crouched in front of Kim Taeyang, struggling to unfasten it.

Her face was close to his crotch, but she decided not to care about that.

The artifact had to be in there…!

Swish.

Finally, the pants came down.

She tried her best not to gawk at his thigh muscles.

Getting distracted again would mean falling into his trap.

But an unexpected ambush awaited—his underwear.

To be precise, the long, thick shape hidden beneath it.

Thwong-

It was like an anaconda, thick and long.

“Urk…?”

It was massive.

Freaking massive.

There was no other way to describe it.

‘What the hell is this…?! What’s that arm-sized thing sticking out between his legs?!!!!’

No joke, it looked at least 30cm long.

Standing rigid, it stretched his underwear taut.

Like it could stab Shin Hyewon’s face at any moment…!

At the same time, a thought crossed her mind.

‘Is this the artifact…?’

She’d never heard of a human being that big.

Over 30cm?

Wouldn’t that be possible only for something like a horse?

Trying her best to stay calm, Shin Hyewon spoke.

“Hmph, hmph… Kim Taeyang… What, what’s this? You were hiding an artifact here, weren’t you…!”

She looked up at his face.

Grinning like he was enjoying himself, he shouted,

“Huh? Can’t you tell just by looking?!! Meat Club! Tadpole Slide!! Baby Stick!!! Semen Sprinkler!!!! Impregnation Rod, isn’t it?!!!!!”

“I-Impregnation… Rod…?”

For sure.

If this wasn’t an artifact and was that,

The moment it went in, pregnancy was guaranteed.

‘100%...! With that size, it’d probably cure infertility too…!!!’

Suddenly, she was curious.

The reality of it.

The shape of it.

The smell of it.

She didn’t know why.

Perhaps Shin Hyewon’s instincts, at the peak of her marriageable age, were captivated by its sheer enormity…

Gulp-

Her mouth kept watering.

Sweat trickled down her body incessantly.

‘I’m dizzy…’

Her vision blurred, as if she might collapse any moment.

Like someone possessed, Shin Hyewon muttered,

“I need to… confirm it… Take it off…”

***

I thought I misheard.

‘Confirm what, you crazy woman…!!!’

Even at Ark, don’t they care about student rights at all?!!

“Hurry… the underwear…”

“Hey, once you get a taste, there’s no going back, you know? You’ll end up my slave for life.”

“That’s… my problem to handle…”

“Hey, hey, hey! I don’t go easy just ‘cause you’re older, got it? I’ll go at it hard! Begging me to stop won’t help!!”

“It’s fine… Hurry… Haaah…”

“Hey, hey, HEY! You sure you wanna do this in front of everyone?! Think again!!! Your career’s done for!!! Don’t you care about the life you’ve worked so hard for?!?!”

“Hnngh…”

I’m speechless…

Hey…!

If I take off my underwear now, it’s game over—they’ll know I used an artifact.

I’ll get expelled, and the world will probably end or something…!

“Heh heh heh.”

Thankfully, I have Kim Taeyang’s mentality.

Even in this moment, I’m not scared or flustered.

I’m actually enjoying it.

“You sure you can handle it?”

Shin Hyewon.

From her expression, she’s clearly in heat.

Her mind’s too clouded to think straight.

The reason? My serpent, of course.

I decided to seal this beast away for strategic reasons, but it definitely has the power to ruin women.

‘There’s only one way out…!’

To escape this situation, I have to use the serpent of ruin.

But I can’t waste my first isekai experience on Shin Hyewon, who’s not even a main heroine.

Sure, she’s pretty, but I’m not attached to her character.

So, I thought of a different way to use the serpent.

“Heh heh. If you pass out from the shock, don’t blame me.”

“A grown woman like me… fainting from just looking at it? No way…”

Of course, just looking won’t make her faint.

But…

‘What if she gets hit with it?’

I focused my mana there.

As expected of the Golden Sun, it grew even larger and more rigid as the mana gathered.

It was practically a club now…!

Even though she’s a top-tier hero, she’s mentally and physically vulnerable, completely off-guard.

If I focus all my strength and strike her jaw, I’ve got a shot…!

“Urgh…!”

I pulled my underwear taut, building maximum recoil.

For a lustful teacher trampling on student rights, the ‘Meat Club (Physical)’ is the cure…!

Using the elasticity of the underwear to knock Shin Hyewon out…!!

Dick Punch!!! Dick Punch!!!!

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